we're the creatures that play outside

charlie is the man.

dennis: what are your dislikes?
charlie: people’s knees.
dennis: oh come on!
mac: bro, you've got to be kidding. you know what, we’ll make it up.
dennis: we’ll make the whole thing up… we’re not even going to use you!
charlie: cover your knees up if you’re going to be walking around everywhere.
(via howimetyourmothersource)
(via howimetyourmothersource)
howimetyourmothersource:

humansvsrobots

and then there were four.

howimetyourmothersource:

humansvsrobots

and then there were four.

howimetyourmothersource:

Future Ted: Kids, you remember Barney and Marshall’s slap bet. When Barney lost, Marshall won the right to slap Barney five times as hard as he could. So far he’d used three of those five slaps, with the third being doled out exactly two years earlier on Thanksgiving Day 2007 — a day that history came to know as Slapsgiving.

howimetyourmothersource:

Future Ted: Kids, you remember Barney and Marshall’s slap bet. When Barney lost, Marshall won the right to slap Barney five times as hard as he could. So far he’d used three of those five slaps, with the third being doled out exactly two years earlier on Thanksgiving Day 2007 — a day that history came to know as Slapsgiving.

thedailywhat:

“Genesis is back together.”
Also: “This kid loves cassettes.”

thedailywhat:

“Genesis is back together.”

Also: “This kid loves cassettes.”

howimetyourmothersource:

“I am NOT scared of your Shining impression!  I just don’t need to hear it, especially at night.”

howimetyourmothersource:

“I am NOT scared of your Shining impression!  I just don’t need to hear it, especially at night.”